Ugokin virus injected

Cower, puny humans, before the might of the Ugokin empire!

We have planted our virus in the Federation Computers to spread fear and doubt through that worthless

Tremble before our might, for we will be victorious!

Tragedy Strikes the Empire

14 April, 2010 - 22:34 — james

The Ugokin Empire mourns the loss tonight of our great Emperor Nnenn III, who was tragically taken from us when his fishing boat strayed to close to the third sun of the Canopus system during the solar flare season.

Emperor Nnenn

The Ugokin High Command wishes to thank the Classic Space Federation for the brave efforts the crew of its medical frigate, the Nautalis, to save Emperor Nnenn. We understand that their ship suffered considerable damage in their efforts to pluck the Emperor's cruiser from the star. Sadly the emperor could not be revived.

We have also learned that the Federation diplomats did not intend any offense to the Ugokin Empire when they inserted a substance they refer to as "food" into the oriface on their heads called their "mouths". This is apparently considered a polite way of socialising among Federation races and it is an unfortunate coincidence that it bears a striking resemblance to a deeply disgusting and offensive act for all right-thinking Ugokins. In light of the bravery shown by the Nautalis, and the unintended nature of this offence, the Ugokin High Command have called off all hostilities with the Federation and have entered into peaceful negotiations over the disputed border teritories. The Federation negotiators have agreed to refrain from "eating" in our presence.

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

1 April, 2009 - 08:43 — james

Cower, puny federation types, for we have control of your primitive computer systems. Soon we will wipe your colonies from the face of the galaxy and your mighty federation will be nothing but a footnote in the fistory of failed galactic civilisations. All hail the mighty Ugokin.

Ugokin Reaper will harvest your colonies

31 March, 2009 - 23:38 — james

You think you are ready forus, but nothing has prepared you for our Ugokin Reapers.

You may scream in terror, but the Reaper will sho you no mercy. Your missiles and blasters are no match for us.

Ugokin Hunters seek out and destroy your inferior Federation vessels

31 March, 2009 - 23:27 — james

Federation space lanes will offer no refuge from packs of Ugokin hunters.

This scene is of a Federation Manta and its Midget fighters who stumbled into the jaws of a pack of Hunters. They did not live to tell the tale.

Federation Enforcer overwhelmed by Superior Ugokin troops

31 March, 2009 - 23:17 — james

You may think that your Federation Enforcer is a threat to us, but this photo shows one about to be destroyed by our superior Ugokin forces. The same fate will await all federation outposts that resist our might.

Your puny weapons will be useless against the Ugokin Crawler

31 March, 2009 - 23:03 — james

Ugokin crawlers advance, their shields armed and ready to render your weapons ineffective.

See how a crawler disables a Federation Recon Scout, shortly before the scout was destroyed.

The Ugokin Maelstrom will show no mercy

24 March, 2009 - 07:51 — james

Cower Federation weasels as the Ugokin Maelstrom unleashes its wrath.

You will soon know the might of the Ugokin empire. The awesome devastation this marvel of Ugokin science will rain upon you will finally prove our supremacy.

Ugokin War Walkers will crush federation spirits

22 March, 2009 - 23:12 — james

Tremble, Federation weaklings, in the shadow of the mighty Ugokin War Walker. Know you are no match for its might. Know that you will fall before it, as your comrades have done.